70 Excuses Not To Go Out With Your Friends
We’ve all been there: your pals are going out, but you’d rather remain in, but you don’t always have a good reason. You’ve made the terrible error of going into bed after getting ready and are now unable to move. All you want to do now is get into your fuzzy socks and sweats and declare yourself a potato. Here are 75 possible reasons you might make if you ever find yourself in this situation:
1. I’m unable to do anything because I’m ill.
2. I am unable to work because I am unable to pay my bills.
3. I’m sick.
4. My clothes are filthy.
5. I’m about to lose my phone.
6. I’m not up for dealing with people tonight.
7. Family supper is a must.
8. I haven’t washed my hair in quite some time.
9. I just purchased a new face mask, which I will be putting to use tonight.
10. I’ve got a big assignment due in the AM tomorrow.
11. I went on a two-week self-imposed sabbatical.
12. At the moment, Uber’s surge price is 4.8x.
It’s pouring outside.
I’m looking for my keys, but I can’t seem to locate them.
15. I’m quite melancholy after reading a news piece.
My dog has just puked all over my flat.
17. I just puked all over my living room.
18. I’ve got some pizza leftovers in the refrigerator. That’s everything for now.
I shattered my body at the age of 19. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
20. I’m in the midst of a tense tinder discussion with someone who could be the one.
21. I looked up WebMD and saw that I had 26 medical visits scheduled for tomorrow.
22. The weather is too chilly outdoors.
23. I just had a Taco Bell binge and now I’m having a date with my toilet.
I’ve got a flat tire, number twenty-four.
I’m out of petrol, too.
My engine light is on, and it’s 26 degrees outside.
27. I rented a movie and don’t want to be charged one additional day.
28. I have a parcel to sign for.
29. I have an appointment with a personal trainer.
My grandparents are paying me a visit.
I don’t eat gluten, so that’s number 31.
I’m three months pregnant and 32 years old.
33. I’m going to a pet memorial service. The goldfish that belonged to my roommate has died.
I’m on the verge of passing away at the age of 34.
35. I’m so disoriented that I’m thinking about returning home.
36. I’ve heard there’s a lot of traffic.
My teeth need to be whitened, and I’m 37.
I need to go shopping at number 38.
39. I feel obligated to watch every single Beyonce video. EVER.
40. The pizza delivery person is on his way.
41. I need to learn to master Pokemon.
42. It’s [insert name of well-known celebrity herebirthday, ]’s and I’ll have to spend it alone.
43. I put in too much effort in the lead-up to the game. That was way
44. Donald Trump has tweeted once again, and I am unable to face mankind at this time.
45. I was advised to remain tuned by the newscaster.
I’m going to be deported at the age of 46.
I was unable to locate a parking place.
48. On days ending in “Y,” I don’t go out.
It’s “National Don’t Hang Out With Your Friends” Day, which means you can’t hang out with your friends.
50. I’m overburdened with remorse.
I’m 51 years old, and I’m not up to it.
I’m 52 years old, and I’m not ready for it.
53. I’m making an effort to become less well-known.
54. When I’m in the company of people, I’m uneasy.
55. To Lin-Manuel Miranda, I’m writing a fan letter.
56. I’m watching television and my favorite ad is playing.
57. I’m attempting to reduce my consumption of……everything.
No, according to my magic 8 ball.
59. I’m going for a stroll with my pet rock.
60. My toilet needs to be cleaned.
61. I’m also in court!
62. I’m making a list of things I want to do before I die.
63. I’m devising a flawless assassination.
64. ABC Family is now airing a Harry Potter marathon.
My fictitious acquaintance died at the age of 65.
66. I still need to finish my scientific experiment to see whether Jack could have fit through the door.
67. How I Met Your Mother will be removed from Netflix at the end of the month, so I’ll have to watch it at least 14 times.
68. Right now, I’m using Pinterest to plan my wedding.
69. I have to take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which One Direction member I am based on what I ate today.
70. I need to build a pro/con list for each election that is coming up shortly.
71. I’m making plans for the trip of a lifetime.
72. I’m organizing and color-coding my Christmas list.
73. The weight of my earrings is too much.
74. I’m preparing birthday party decorations for my pet.
75. I have no desire to do so.
